準爸爸胎教：英語小幽默

A Good Boy

 

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

 

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

 

"I gave it to a poor old woman." he answered.

 

"You're a good boy，" said the mother proudly，

 

 "Here are two cents more. 

 

But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

 

"She is the one who sells the candy."

 

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

 

「昨天給你的錢幹什麼了?」

 

「我給了一位可憐的老太太。」他回答說。

 

「你真是個好孩子，」媽媽驕傲地說，

 

「再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?」

 

「她是個賣糖果的。」

 

Drunk

 

One day， a father and his little son were going home. At this age， the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now， he asked，「What』 s the meaning of the word『Drunk』 ， dad?」 「Well， my son，」his father replied，「look， there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four， then I am drunk.」

 

「But， dad，」the boy said，「 there's only ONE policeman!」

一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處於對什麼事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道：「爸爸， 『醉』是什麼意思?」 「唔，孩子，」父親回答說，「你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那麼我就算醉了。」「可是，爸爸， 」孩子說，「那兒只有一個警察呀!」